You can basically just assume, without even knowing what this thing is, that it is from Australia.
Fuck that shit this thing is a pokemon
Look at it’s skinny little legs!
what the fuck is it
This is a kultarr or a wuhl-wuhl. Yes it is Australian, and yes it an active predator; it aggressively hunts and eats other small creatures.
I love how all Australian creatures, no matter how cute, will fuck your shit up if given half a chance.
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS PICTURE FOR A MOMENT
FIRST WE GOT ANNA AND JOSH LOOKING NORMAL
THEN WE HAVE THIS KID WITH A FRICKEN SPOON IN THE MIDDLE
AND THE COOL KIDS IN THE BACK, WITH THEIR COOL BANDANAS
THEN WE HAVE THESE DRUGGED 5 YEAR OLDS ON THE LEFT
i just omg the spoon kid seriously
I DONT KNO W WHY I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKIN HARD
I love seeing people walking by with little smiles on their face because something small happened that made them happy. Maybe they got a cute text, maybe they got laid, maybe they killed a man. You will never know.
Negatives of being a celebrity
tell me my puppy is cute
look at those dots. look at those little shits. taunting me. dancing around and mocking my face. oh you want to scroll down? tOO BAD MISTER we are here to sTAY and there’S NOTHIN YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT oh ym FUCKIGN GOD TUMBLR
okay but the reactions all around her just take a second and look at all of them
when you accidently read a spoiler
"Homophobia: The fear that another man will treat you like you treat women." ~ (unattributed)
the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”